Last July, I met this killer at a party. You don't even understand. She was the sleeper hit of the summer. Right? But she looked a little young. So I say, "before anything happens, you are at least 18. Right?" And she goes, "well, no, but I Will be in 58 months." and I'm like, "well, okay, as long as you're Going to be 18, that's cool." You know, right? Hey, if there's grass in the outfield, play ball.

Another panel member of the Not Gettin Any show tells a story about how he picked up a minor the year before.