Weatherman: "Need my goods. Thank you, thank you. Alright, appreciate it. Alright cool. Here we go.
It is eight o four everybody, oh yes
The rapping weather man is back doing what I does best
because I'm a weatherman, I've got my weather map
so if you have a weather question go ahead and ask
What's today's forecast? Will it be nice?
Uhm, yeah Mike, it'll be alright.
We'll see highs in the upper eighties and with that humidity it'll be hotter than Haiti's.
Will it be sunny or will we see rain?
Well it looks like mother nature's gonna be a pain.
There's a slight chance for rain, all over this map from Lake Charles on over to Anawhack then into Winnie up to Daquency back to Jasper and down to Bridge City
There's a twenty percent chance for light rain showers but it's all good because we like May flowers
And it'll be partly cloudy but one thing is clear FOX 4 Good Day kicks dairy air
One is for the money, two is for the show,
three is for the Friz-Factor today it's terrible
And four is for Fox
Five is for watch our shows five days a week from six to eight o clock
'cause nine is the time that Good Day ends
and the last number is for Diane because she is a ten
And Mike McNeil will have you full of laughter so don't watch him on a full bladder
And my weather rhymes are so hot this morning that by tonight they'll blame me for Global Warming
Man that was witty
I mean why would you watch another channel Seriously, even the camera guys have skills here at FOX
Watch them both scratch the records like its got the chicken pox
And we've got the best fans in the BMT
Get on our Facebook page and all you see isI lu guys omg semi-colon high fin end parentheses
So thanks to all ya'll for always watching all of us
At three am ya'll are why we're all waking up
Ladies and genltemen I can do this all show
But I've actually gotta work so I've gotta go
I hope you have a good day, I hope you like my rapping
And if you didn't, well just be glad I didn't sing
Uhm, uhm, homies.
Fox News Weatherman raps the weather. He clearly spent a lot of time writing this, which is the most embarrassing part.