Dialog

Gary: You can't be serious. Spottswoode: Oh, I am serious. Look... this is my serious face. 

Description

Spottswoode says he only needs one thing in order to fully trust Gary to go and save the team from Korea, but Gary can't believe his demand.

Team America World Police

Team America World Police
Gary: Jesus, this is a nice limo. Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock. Ha-ha! Just kidding.
Jesus, This Is a Nice Limo
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Right this way, you maverick renegade.
Right This Way, You Maverick Renegade
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We've been doing our best to keep the world safe, gary. But now somebody has supplied the terrori...
We've Been Doing Our Best to Keep the World Safe, Gary
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All right, team, that's it. We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world.
All Right, Team, That's It
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Joe: Clear. Lisa: Clear. Chris: Clear. Sarah: Clear. Joe: All right, Gary, you follow me. ...
Clear. Clear
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Sarah: I sense that I'm becoming attracted to Gary. Lisa: My advice is not to get involved with...
I Sense That I'm Becoming Attracted to Gary
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I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
I Like You. You Have Balls.
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Gary: Uh, what are we doing? Chechnyan: This jeep is filled with explosives. We're going to tak...
Uh, What Are We Doing?
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The Film Actors Guild believes that what the world needs is compassion, not violence. All that Te...
Team America Creates New Enemies
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Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, and your guards won...
Mr Il I Was Supposed to Be Allowed to Inspect
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