Announcer: When darkness had descended all across the land. A lone voice in the distance uttered…yes! We can! He gave good speeches. Never sweat. He was real good at the internets. He’s Barack Obama. He’s come to save the day. He passed a major stimulus for the bourgeois. They said he’d half the deficit, he he ha ha! Stopped unemployment! Market dives! Fix Healthcare in his spare time! He’s Barack Obama; he’s come to save the day. He’ll use super powers to win in Iraq. Then kung fu chop the Taliban. Ka chow, ka chow! Our image in the world he’ll mend, then make the Jews and Arabs friends! He’s Barack Obama he’s come to save the day.
General: Sir we got a situation…
Announcer: He’ll spend the dough. He’ll write the checks, disregard the mounting debts. Stop the globe from getting war! Fuel your car with nuts and corn! Leap a building! Run industry! Save a kitten from a tree! Fix the schools! Go to space! Punch a robot in the face! Stop a train! Whip some ass! Smoke a butt! We don’t care! Our Barack Obama, you’ve come to save the day! So just snap your fingers and fix the USA!
This is Barack Obama's theme song about how he always saves the day.