Lt. Steven Hauk: Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November? Phil McPherson: Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come. Lt. Steven Hauk: Why not? Edward Garlick: He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir. Lt. Steven Hauk: That is not funny! Private Abersold: How about if it escalated? Lt. Steven Hauk: How about if what escalated? Private Abersold: The Vietnam conflict. Lt. Steven Hauk: The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big name comedian!

During a staff meeting Pvt. Abersold aggravates his Lt.