Stay the Fuck Away From My Listing

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Tevin: Ow! Why are you slapping me? Peter: Because I wanted to cause you some physical pain, but I have never actually hit anybody in the face. It freaks me out. And I didn't really know what to do. Tevin, stay the fuck away from my listing. 

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Tevin approaches Peter at work about the Ferrigno estate. Peter bitch slaps him.

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