Mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?" Cartman: "How would YOU like to go suck my balls? (The whole class gasps) Mr. Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY??" Cartman: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was…(grabs a megaphone and talks out of it) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?" Stan: "Holy shit, dude..."

Cartman tells Mr. Garrison to suck his balls after he tells him that he's going to have to go see the school counselor