"So what's my secret? I don't know. Mostly good genes, I guess. And plenty of sleep. Fourteen hours a night, every night, no ifs, ands or buts. Also, keeping a moderate work schedule and taking frequent catnaps. Plus, when it comes to my official duties, I make sure I pace myself. But, whatever the reason, the bottom line is that Americans don't need to worry. I'm in excellent health. Other people may drop like flies in this administration, but I'm going to be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. You can count on it. "

A Message from the President of the United States.