Double Burger

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Morgan: "Double burger, Chuck I had a double burger." Chuckie: "Would you shut the fuck up, I know what you ordered, I was there." Morgan: "So gimme my fuckin sandwich." Chuckie: "What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Morgan how much money you got on you?" Morgan: "I said I had change, get the snowcone, I said that before when we pulled up, why don't you just gimme my sandwich and stop being a prick." Chuckie: "Alright, well gimme your fuckin 16 cents that you got on you now and we'll put your fucken sandwich on layaway. Here we go, keep it right up here for ya, we'll put you on a program. Everyday you come here with your six cents and at the end of the week you'll get your sandwich." Morgan: "Why you gotta be an asshole?" Chuckie: "What am I on fucken sandwich welfare? I think we should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in 10 dollars everyday for a year and she finally got a couch, ran us outta style." Morgan: "Can I have my food now please?" Chuckie: "Here's your fucken double burger."