Jersey Shore does The Story of Christmas
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Man: It was the night before Christmas. The Three Wise Men were traveling across the desert.
Pauly D: Sure is a long trip across the desert.
Snooki: I know I’m freakin’ tired.
The Situation: I’m hungry as hell did anybody see my stomach lately?
Man: The Wise Men like to show everyone his stomach. The King were following a big star.
Pauly D: Follow that big star.
The Situation: Yeah, hopefully it will lead us to baby king.
Snooki: And we’ll bring gifts of gold, frankincense and mar.
Man: But the evil king Irot did not want them to see the baby Jesus because he wants the kid for himself.
Pauly D: I don’t care what King Irot wants. I brought these gifts for the baby Jesus and that’s who is gonna get it.
Snooki: I totally agree.
Man: Finally the Wise Men found the baby Jesus.
Snooki: Oh my God Baby Jesus. I brought you some gold.
Pauly D: I brought you frankincense.
The Situation: And I brought you some mar baby Jesus.
Man: And then the baby Jesus was happy and Christmas day was born.
All: Merry Christmas baby Jesus.

The Jrsey Shore cast does their version of The Story of Christmas.