"And then I wanted to see the bears. And the lady said, I don’t know we had a little situation with the bears. Someone crawled into the bear cages because they thought the bears were waving them in … and I go what? If you've been on Earth for any amount of time, you know they're probably not waving them in. But they were also high at the time on something. Well that makes more sense. They see it a little more skewed. Oh my God he's doing it. Here he goes I can't believe it. We got ya, come here. Yeah he died. That didn't work out for him."

Stoned kids get eaten by bears at the zoo.