Fast food feels fuzzy Cause it's made from stuff that's skuzzy I always thought I was such a nerd I refused to eat that strange bean curd I wouldn't eat it, WOW!But it ate you! Ah eeh ooh, Killer tofu. (Eeyae.) Oooh eeh ooh, Killer tofu! I eat my sugar cereal But it makes my teeth bacterial (Eeyaeyo, Eeyae) If you feel kinda cruddy, (Eeyae) Just stick right by your buddy (Eeyaeyo) I don't eat, t-t-t-t-t-too much fried food!

The Beets sing Killer Tofu on the show Doug.