Dialog

Mr. Kroeger: I don't have custody of the kids. Mrs. Kroeger: You know what? Mr. Kroeger: I don't get custody. Mrs. Kroeger: It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through. Mr. Kroeger: Right now, right now, she doesn't know where the kids are, do you? Mrs. Kroeger: Do not talk about me as a mother. 

Description

The movie opens with sound of Mr. Kroeger and Mrs. Kroeger having a dispute during a divorce mediation meeting.

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