Good evening everyone. I’ve been following the ongoing feud between Conan and Newark Mayor Cory Booker with great interested. And by this I mean I haven’t been following this feud at all but my staff just gave me the jest of it 5 minutes ago. As Secretary of State my job is to strengthen ties and improve relations, whether it be between nations around the world or between the mayor of a midsized American city and the host of a mildly amusing late night talk show. So I’m here as our nation’s chief diplomat to tell you the top 10 reason why Conan and Cory should make peace…oh right that’s the other show. So let me just go on from there by saying the time has come to make peace. Let's just chalk it up to Conan's head injury and be done with this whole mess. Then you can end this silly feud and you can go back to what you both do best. For Mayor Booker that means leading Newark toward a new era of growth and prosperity. For Conan that means dancing around the stage and making lame jokes about my pantsuits. Thank you and Conan please don’t bother me again.”

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Hillary Clinton makes a video to try to settle the feud between Conan O'Brien and Newark Mayor Cory Booker.

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