Dad: "I'm gonna take the car into the shop tomorrow." Daughter: "You mean your lame Dodge Stratus?" Dad: "You don't talk about my car that way!!" Mom:" Dear Lord..." Dad: "I drive a Dodge Stratus!! You don't talk about my Dodge Stratus that way!!" Daughter: "Shut up!" Dad: "You do not talk to your father that way!! I am a Division Manager!! I can do 100 push-ups in twenty minutes!!" Daughter: "I'm going to Rob's house! I hate you - both!"
From Family Dinner Argument skit