Dialog
"We might not be the best people" - Jack "But we're not the worst!" - Liz "Graduate students are the worst." - Jack and Liz
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Jack and Liz feel a twinge of guilt as they take advantage of the adoption lady who has been knocked out by Frank's gold nunchucks
Alec Baldwin
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"We might not be the best people" - Jack
"But we're not the worst!" - Liz
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"Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Ca...
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We all have ways of coping - I use sex and awesomeness.
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You asked me if I have a god complex? Let me tell you something: I am God.
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Liz: Can I share with you my world view?
Jack: I'd rather hear you sing Rocket Man again.
Liz: ...
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Jack: Come down here and say that.
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And if you need to pass some eye water, I'll be happy to go out and get you some weakness tissues.
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