Bishop: I'll tell you, son, my main satisfaction is working with young people such as yourself down at our new Lutheran Center... Why don't you drop by sometime, eh?
Danny Noonan: I've often thought of entering the Priesthood.
Bishop: Oh, are you a Roman Catholic? Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.

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Danny does a bit of brown nosing with the Bishop, only to have that backfire.

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