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“And then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn’t come out and say he’s a pimp, but I know a pimp when I see one. They call him 'The Count'." He had a cape and everything. Bitch where is my money? You've been late 4 times, I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? One, two. Two smacks, ah ah ah!"
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The Count on Sesame Street acts like a pimp.
Dave Chappelle
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