"The first thing we have to do is rekindle the American love affair with the car. Back in the 50s we did everything in our cars. We ate dinner, watched movies and when it was all done we even committed suicide. IN fact Americans used to love their cars so much they'd frequently faint from excitement. It's what scientists called autoerotic asphyxiation. But now John the thrill is gone. Somehow we have to recapture that love, the innocence and tender beauty of autoerotic asphyxiation."


John Hodgman from the Daily Show thinks we need autoerotic asphyxiation to bring back the auto industry.