911 guy: this is the ambulence emergency line, do you have an emergency. Man: I need an ambulence 911guy: who is this? Man: Joe 911 guy: okay, where do you need this? Joe: I'm in a motherf*cking phone booth 911 guy: okay, what's the address there? Joe: ....hold on 911 guy: Okay, sir, did you call for 911? Joe: uh, yea... no. 911 guy: okay, Joe, I need a location. What street are you on? Joe: I'm in a motherf*cking phonebooth at the stop and go. That's it, I'm at the motherf*cking stop and go. ON waymouth...hosmith, carville n somthing. At the motherf*cking stop and go. 911 guy: Housmith, Corville and what? Joe: hold on. ... yo lemme see. Coffee, coffee, 911 guy: Cafe? Joe: There you go, I'm in the motherf*cking phone booth. I tell you what ...I'm driving down the road minding my own god damn business and a motherf*cking deer jumped out and hit my car. 911 guy: okay sir, are you injured? Joe: Now, lemme tell you: I get out and pick the motherf*cking deer up because I though he was dead. I put the motherf*cking deer in my back seat and I'm driving down the motherf*cking road and minding my own business, the motherf*cker woke up and bit me on the back of my god damn neck....he bit me and kicked the shit out of my car. I'm in a motherf*cking phonebooth, a deer bit me in the neck, and then a bigmotherf*cking dog came up, bit me in the leg then I went and I hit him with a motherf*cking tire iron, I stabbed him with my knife so I got a hurt leg and the motherf*cking deer bit me in the neck and the dog won't let me out of the motherf*cking phone booth, 'cause he wants the deer. Now who gets the deer, me or the dog? 911 guy: okay, sir, are you injured? Joe: yeah, a motherf*cking deer bit me in the neck! hold on. the motherf*cking dog is biting me. Hold on God damnit, get out of here hold on, the motherf*cking dog is biting my ass, hold on (inaudible)


Odd 911 call from phone booth