"Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!) Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair! Pee-wee's SO excited, 'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!) To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse! There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that?) Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!) He's got a couple of talkin' fish, and a genie who'll grant a wish - Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse! Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin', 'cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello!) The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin', and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!" Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin', there's the flashing Magic Screen, The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy - A nuttier establishment you've never seen! Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!) Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!) 'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen - Now we've given you fair warnin'! It's gonna be that kind of mornin' - For bein' wacky! For getting nutty! Golly, it's cuckoo! At Pee-wee's Playhouse!"


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