I've Got Nothing and That Miniature Pony Offered Money
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Karen: I've got nothing and that miniature pony offered you all his money just to take a few rides on him. And you said no?
Jack: But I don't like him. Since when is that a problem?
Jack: Well played. Ah! I can't do it.
Karen: Oh, you'll do it. You'll do it the same way any other self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags.

Karen is poor now that she found out Stan doesn't have any money and she wants Jack to be Beverley's boy toy so that she and jack can leech off of him.