Gloria: We can't give Luke a crossbow, he pokes himself in the eye everytime he uses a straw.
Jay: Are you kidding? I had one when I was his age. My dad use to give me a quarter for every crow I bagged.
Gloria: And I used to have a machete but times have changed.
Jay tells Gloria he's going to get Luke a crossbow for his birthday and she thinks it's a bad idea.