Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
Buddy: What's it like?
Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not free candy.
Santa: Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "peep show," that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.
Santa gives Buddy some advice before he travels to New York City to find his father.