Randy: "There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie! For instance, Number One: You can never have sex. (crowd moans and cheers) Sex equals death, OK? Number Two: You can never drink or do drugs. (crowd moans and cheers) No, it's the sin factor, it's a sin, it's an extension of Number One! And Number Three: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say 'I'll be right back', 'cause you won't be back." Stu: "I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?" Randy: "Yeah, sure. " Stu: "I'll be right back!!!!"

Randy says a bunch of rules for survival in a horror movie. Stu makes fun by saying he'll be right back when he goes to get more beers.