Ralph: He wants a reference?! That bum wants a reference?! Alice: Now, Ralph... Ralph: I'll give him a reference. Alice: Ralph, what are you going to do? Ralph: I'll give him a reference. I'll show you what I'm gonna do. Ralph... The gall that he wants a reference! Let's see. "How long have you known the applicant?" "Too long." " Do you consider the applicant trustworthy?" Huh. "Don't... make... me... laugh." "In your opinion, is the applicant of good character? " "The applicant is a bum."


Ralph writing his reference for Ed.