Donkey: I've never seen an ogre cry.
Shrek: I'm not crying.
Donkey: It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time. Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, or my grandma kissing a baby kitten, or a little baby grandma kitten. That is so darn sad.
Shrek: I said, I'm not crying!
Shrek stares at a doll and begins crying as Donkey catches him. Donkey then goes on a litany about grandmas, babies and kittens and begins to cry himself. Shrek reiterates that he is not crying.