SP Assist: This is Betsy. MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin. SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please? MA: No problem. SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her. MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line. SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line. SP: This is Sarah. MA: Okay, Governor Palin? SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo) MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment. SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them. FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor? SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you? FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you? SP: Oh...so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure. SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me. FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday (the most famous French singer, looks like and sings like Elvis), you know? SP: Yes! Good! FNS: Excellent! Are you confident? SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and-- FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear? SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish— FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well. SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity. FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too. SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too. SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together. FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that. SP: [Giggle] FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi" [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.] SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way. FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun! SP: [Hahahaha] FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha. SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes. FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my ass I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes. FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM and Stef Carse is a Quebecois country singer who covered Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart in French in the 90s]. SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder- FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies? SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours. FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha] SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me. FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you. SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that. FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" [Translate: Lipstick for a sow literally (but not properly) but it actually means an uninhibited girl] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber..." SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair cri

a radio show from Montreal prank calls Sarah Palin with great success