Fight on plane
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Dave: "Uh excuse me, could I mayby get that headset please?" Flight Attendant: "Do not raise your voice to me sir." Dave: "I wasn't raising my voice." Flight Attendant: "Ok, just calm down." Dave: "I am calm, I just want my headset." Flight Attendant: "Sir, our country is going through a very difficult time right now. And if you're not going to cooperate..." Dave: "I don't know where a headset ties into patriotism." Air Marshal: "Is there a problem here sir?" Dave: "I... I don't think so." Air Marshal: "Can you come to the back of the plane with me sir so we can have a talk?" Dave: "A talk about what? There's not a problem here. The stewardess just keeps..." Air Marshal: "Flight attendant." Dave: "The flight attendant keeps ignoring me when I ask..." Air Marshal: "Calm down!" Dave: "I am calm. What is it with you people?" Air Marshal: "You people?" Dave: "Oh now wait a minute, I don't mean you people I mean you people." Air Marshal: "Sir, I will not tolerate any racist behavior on the plane. This is a very difficult time for our country." Dave: "I know that. I'm not a racist. I just want to watch the movie." Air Marshal: "I'm only going to say this one more time sir. Calm down!" Dave: "I'm calm!" Air Marshal: "(shock him with a stun gun.)"

Dave wants his headset and everyone gets scared on the plane because he is being loud. An Air Marshal comes by and ends up shocking Dave into submission.