Hogan: Colonel Klink, you've never had an escape at Stalag 13. That's a record not even the Gestapo can match.
Klink: True, but I-I...
Hogan: It's a plot to discredit you in Berlin.
Klink: But why?
Hogan: Your efficiency is showing them up!
Klink doesn't understand why strange things always happen at his camp. Hogan tries to comfort him.