"There are certain sounds in this world that for whatever reason, just the way it hits you, it makes you wanna punch a baby...it makes you want to PUNCH a BABY...GOD FORBID you're in a nursery when you hear that sound, you go on a baby punching tangent, you will start punching..*POP* WAHHHHHHHHH! *POP* WAHHHHHHH! *POP* WAHHHHHHHHHHH *POP* WAHHHHHHHHHH..GOD HELP ME! It's the SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!"

From "Car Alarm."