Okay nation get ready to rock! Let’s talk about the C Bump Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Hey Kool-Aid man, Welcome to the show, Welcome to the show, Welcome to the show, Bump… Nation, let’s talk about music, Let’s talk about sugar, America, Let’s get right5 to it Hit it. Let’s talk about sex, Bing bang boom Bing bang boom Bing bang boom Oh you’re gonna bump all night long, Oh you’re gonna bump all night long, Bing bang boom You’re gonna bump all night long, It’s hot, is there a doctor in the house? Hey Kool-Aid man, Hit the reset button, The healing power of candy, Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, Here we go, Dropping sugar everywhere I go, Is there a doctor in the house? Hey Kool-Aid man, We flew too close to the sun, Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, I’m dropping sugar everywhere I go Far out, Hit the reset button, Bump, Hit the reset button, Hit it, Hit the reset button, Boom, Hit the reset button, Hit it! For the record, Boom, I am not a medical doctor, Love makes the world go round, Let’s talk about sex, Let’s talk about music, The healing power of candy, What is the c bump? Let’s get right to it, It’s like when Dillon went psycho-active disco electric, Boom, boom, boom, Double bump, That is pure Colbert bump, Ladies and gentleman I can do this shit all night long, Hey Kool-Aid man, Hi, you caught me on the slopes, Uh oh, branch, Is there a doctor in the house? Hey Kool-Aid man, Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, Dropping sugar everywhere I go, The healing power of candy, Oh my God there’s a sugar shortage! Hit the reset button, Bump, Hit the reset button, Hit it, Here we go!


This is the C Bump song about Stephen Colbert.