"Check this out dude. I'm totally this green. Look at me, I'm this exact green.This is a hard shade too. I can't hold it much longer. Good God he made me uncomfortable. Psst. Relax. Mellow out. You're caught. You're in a cage in the zoo. Be whatever shade is most comfortable. You should have tried this shit in the jungle, maybe you'd still be there. Seriously. I'm telling ya."


The chameleon at the Phoenix Zoo still practices camoflauge.