"Every morning when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. If there are, you've got to go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' And if they can give you a good reason, they can't, then it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo, get back over there!'"

Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) explains how proximity to Russia gives nearly all Alaskans foreign policy experience.