"He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said that he never once alphabetized it. If he were to mail a letter without postage it would still get there. When it is raining it is because he is thinking about something sad. The pheromones he secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way. He once punched a magician, that's right you heard me. His blood smells like cologne. His hands feel like rich, brown suede. He is the most interesting man in the world."
This is a radio commercial about the most interesting man in the world.