Nancy: How did this happen?
Silas: You don't want to hear it.
Nancy: Oh, but I really do.
Silas: If I had to bet on it, I would say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggie style. When I pulled out, the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles. Must have sucked the thing right off...
Nancy: Ah, ah, ah! Stop. Stop. Stop.
Silas: You asked. You want to be the cool mom.
Nancy: No. No, I don't. A million things in this world I want to be. "Cool mom," nowhere on that list.
Silas: Well, I hope "grandma" is on that list.
Silas got Megan pregnant and now Nancy can expect to be a grandma.