Buddy: "I didn't know you had elves working here." Miles Finch: "Oh, well, you're hilarious, my friend."Walter: "He doesn't uh... Get back to the story, please." Miles Finch: "So, on the cover, above the title..." Buddy: "Does Santa know that you left the workshop?" Miles Finch: "You know, we're all laughing our asses off..." Buddy: "Did you have to borrowa reindeer to get down here?" Walter: "Buddy, go back to the basement." Miles Finch: "Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life. I've got houses in LA, Paris, and Vail..." Buddy: "Oh." Miles Finch: "...each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feelin' strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time." Buddy: "He's an angry elf."


Buddy thinks the little person is another elf