"Washington, Washington, Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton. Opponents Beware, Opponents Beware, He's coming, He's coming, He's coming. Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean, two sets of testicles, so devine. On a horse made of crystal He patrolled the land. With a mason ring and schnauzer And his perfect hands. Here comes George In control. Women dug his snuff And his gallant stroll. Ate opponent's brains, and invented cocaine. He's coming, He's coming, He's coming! Washington, Washington. Six foot twenty, Fucking killing for fun. Spread, spread the Delaware. He's coming, He's coming, He's coming! Sue me if I go to fast, but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad. Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart. He'll kick you apart! He'll kick you apart! Oooh! He'll save children, but not the British children. He'll save children, but not the British children. He'll save children, but not the British children. He'll save children, But not the British children. He had a pocket full of horses, Fucked the shit out of bears, Threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare. He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky. Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why. Washington, Washington. twelve stories high, made of radiation. The present beware. The future beware. He's coming, He's coming, He's coming! Did I mention he has four nuts? Well he also had four dicks! If you took off his boots, you could see the dicks growing off his feet. I heard... that motherfucker had like, thirty god damn dicks. He once held an opponent's wife's hand, in a jar of acid, at a party."

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From funny YouTube clip with still pictures and cool rap song.

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