Woman: Department of the environment.
Becky: Hi I’m Becky.
Woman: Who do you want to talk to?
Becky: I want to talk about a driving test.
Woman: And where are you taking the test?
Becky: Well I’m not sure yet.
Woman: Where did you want to take it?
Becky: Near my house.
Woman: And how old are you?
Becky: 8.
Woman: I think you’re too young to take a driving test.
Becky: I know but I need to book an event.
Woman: Come back in about 10 years then.
Becky: I heard the waiting list it’s so long I want to book it now.
Woman: Are you serious?
Becky: Yeah.
Woman: Is your mommy or daddy there?
Becky: No
Woman: And why are you ringing then?
Becky: My dad said I would be 40 by the time I’d get to do it.
Woman: Well come back to us when you’re 20 then okay.
Becky: Will you book me in?
Woman: I can’t book you in no. You’re too young.
Becky: I’ll be practicing in my Barbie car.
Woman: Oh will ya?
Becky: Yeah.
Woman: Well come back in another few years and we’ll book you.
Becky: Do you want to test my theory knowledge?
Woman: Do you want to test what?
Becky: My theory knowledge.
Woman: You’re theory knowledge?
Becky: I know what the road signs mean?
Woman: …
Becky: Ask me a question there.
Woman: I haven’t got the theory test. I’m going to have to go I have 20 calls holding, okay. Bye bye.
Becky: Okay well push me up the list.
Woman: Maybe, come back to me when you’re bigger. Alright?
Becky: Thank, bye.

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Becky prank calls the DMV to try to schedule her test even though she is 8.

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