Battle: Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough: Full contact.
Battle: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Battle: So I get to tackle him?
Paul Crewe: Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that "hammer".
Battle: I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
Paul Crewe: Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
Crewe recruits Joey Battle into the inmate football team.