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A song comes on that reminds me of you and I jizz in my pants. The next day my alarm goes off and I jizz in my pants. Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I jizz in my pants. When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I jizzed in my pants. I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.
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SNL Digital short - Jizz in my pants
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