You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

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Image of You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. from R Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Donut, Vincent D'Onofrio, Private Gomer Pyle

Dialog

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Yes Sir." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece." 

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R Lee Ermey

R Lee Ermey
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