Dr. Frankenstein: ♪ If you're blue ♪ ♪ and you don't know where to go to ♪ ♪ why don't you go where fashion sits ♪
The Monster: ♪ mmmmin', mm mmm ritz ♪
Dr. Frankenstein: ♪ different types who wear a day coat ♪ ♪ pants with stripes or cutaway coat ♪ ♪ perfect fits ♪
The Monster: ♪ mmmmin' mm mmm ritz ♪
Dr. Frankenstein: ♪ dressed up like a million-dollar trooper ♪ ♪ tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper ♪
The Monster: ♪ ooper dooper ♪
Dr. Frankenstein: ♪ come let's mix where Rockefellers ♪ ♪ walk with sticks or umbrellers ♪ ♪ in their mitts ♪
The Monster: ♪ mmmmin' mm mmm ritz ♪

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The Monster and Dr. Frankenstein break into a song and dance for all to enjoy (and for us to laugh hysterically at).

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