Brother Raccoons, distinguished officers, and your imperial majesty, Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler. It brings a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat to think that all you Raccoons came here tonight just to pay honor to me. I am humble. I asked myself, 'Am I worthy of this honor?' 'What made the judges pick me above all the rest? 'What do I have that stands out?' Whatever the reason, I am humble.

Ralph reciting his speech around the house for when he gets the Raccoon of the Year award.