Woman: Hello who do you call?
Becky: Hi is this the demolition place?
Woman: Yes it is.
Becky: Can you help me to destroy my school please?
Woman: Just bear with me a second. Hello?
Becky: Hi.
Woman: What school do you go to?
Becky: I go to a school in Dublin.
Woman: And you want it demolished?
Becky: Yeah. Do you use a big wrecking ball or…how do you knock it down?
Woman: A big ball.
Becky: Right.
Woman: Hold one wee second please.
Man: Hello.
Becky: How are you? My name is Becky.
Man: Yes.
Becky: I have a proposal for you.
Man: Go ahead.
Becky: Are you the demolition man?
Man: Yes.
Becky: Are you the top boss yeah?
Man: Go ahead. Hello?
Becky: I want you to help me destroy my school.
Man: You want it blown up?
Becky: Can you blow it up or knock it down?
Man: Whatever you want done.
Becky: Blow it up, that would be better. Can you make sure that all of my teachers are in there when you knock it down?
Man: I don’t know if I can get away with that now.
Becky: You will, nobody likes them. They give me extra homework on a Friday and everything.
Man: Where are you calling from.
Becky: From Dublin.
Man: What school in Dublin.
Becky: The one that’s about to fall down.
Man: There’s a lot of schools in Dublin about to fall down.
Becky: And how much would it cost to knock it to the ground?
Man: Depends on how big it is.
Becky: Give me a ball park figure.
Man: Give me a ball park figure…
Becky: Is this a demolition company or a joke factory.
Man: It’s a joke factory at the moment. It’s a joke factory…
Becky: Listen are you going to come and knock my school down or what?
Man: Actually can you fax me through a photograph or a site plan or something.
Becky: Right, I’ll fax you through. A plan of the school and my teacher’s names.
Man: Yeah no problem.
Becky: And you just make sure that they’re all in the building when you knock it down.
Man: You put all their names on it, I’ll give you a page…
Becky: Brilliant.
Man: Yeah.
Becky: When the school falls down, will it make a crash or a wallop.
Man: It will make a big bang.
Becky: Sounds good. Oh listen I’ll talk to you later top man.
Man: Thanks, good luck.
Becky: Fill your boots man.
Man: Good luck.
Becky: See you after.

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Becky prank calls a demolition company and tries them to demolish her school.

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