Operator: 911 emergencies. Boy: Yeah I need some help. Operator: What’s the matter? Boy: With my math. Operator: With your mouth? Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me? Operator: Sure. Where do you live? Boy: No with my math. Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though? Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone. Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you. Boy: Okay. Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with? Boy: I have take aways. Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways. Boy: Yeah. Operator: Alright, what’s the problem? Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math. Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is. Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what? Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is? Boy: I don’t know, 1. Operator: No. How old are you? Boy: I’m only 4. Operator: 4! Boy: Yeah. Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5. Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is? Boy: 5. Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?! Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math. Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone? Operator: It’s the mother… Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody. Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.