Dialog

I always get this reaction, but the fact is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer. 

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Peter questions Sydney about the condoms at his jerk off station.

I Love You Man

I Love You Man
Peter Klaven: So, my plan is to create this cluster of live work lofts all along the perimeter he...
My Plan Is to Create This Cluster of Live Work Lofts
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I've been on like 10 million dates, and you end up marrying some totally awesome guy who randomly...
I've Been on Like 10 Million Dates
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Haley: That's the place where you guys fucked for the first time, right? Zooey: Uh... No. Den...
The Place Where You Guys Fucked for the First Time
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Oswald: My son is a gay man, and I embrace his lifestyle. Robbie: It's true. Dad loves the gays...
I Actually Made Him an Honorary Homo Last Month
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Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss... Sydney Fife: Woah! Doug: ...because now I kn...
I Just Wish I Could Take Back That Kiss
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Peter Klaven: Did you know that the best night I've had in the last 5 years is a night that Zooey...
Do You Know the Best Night I've Had in the Last Five Years
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I'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee. Why don't you take the boys to fucking Starbucks and ...
I'm Not Taking Her Out for a Cup of Coffee
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Can I... Could I come with you? What do you mean, the kids think I'm creepy?
Can I, Could I Come With You?
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Peter Klaven: I love you, man. Sydney Fife: I love you, too, bud. Peter Klaven: I love you, d...
I Love You, Man
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Sydney: Thank you. I'd just like to make a quick toast. Peter: No!
I'd Just Like to Make a Quick Toast
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