Willie: "Hey! What are you doing here?" Alf: "Greeting the guests. Hey Tex, looks like you're putting on some weight there huh? Ha ha." Willie: "Can I see you in the kitchen just for a moment." Alf: "Hey not now Willie, you're pumpkin's on fire! Ha, his pumpkin's on fire." Willie: "Come here!" Bernice: "Well who is this little guy." Willie: "This is Gordon everyone. Gordon is an old friend of our family. Bernice don't mention his height, he's very sensitive." Alf: "Hey cow girl, nice calves, ha, nice calves!"