Doctor - with Trashy Guy: "Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function." Clevon: "Get your hands off my junk!"

Doctor repairs white trash guy who got attacked by wife for sleeping with neighbor.