Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guy's office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. I get excited like jojo, the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet-- my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it and I pet it and I massage it. Hee hee. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! I take my naughty pet and go squish! Aah! I killed it! I killed my sale. That's when I blow it.

Tommy tells the waitress why he's bad at sales.